Wititudes 2027 Wall Calendar: Don’t rush me. I’m waiting for the last minute.

Each monthly spread features four retro images paired with one-liner jokes centered around seasonal or comical themes. The calendar is from the creator of the popular Wititudes social media accounts.

Features include:

• 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2026
• Spans January–December 2027
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Vintage illustrationscoupled with sarcastic quotes about topics such as getting older, dieting, money, and more
• WE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.